Stand Up If You Hate...

STAND UP IF YOU HATE...

TEEN SOAPS

AH YOUR BACK. WELL AFTER THE LAST "STAND UP.." (AND MORE THAN A FEW COMPLAINTS) WE HAVE MOVED ON TO THE NEXT REASON TO HATE AND THIS WEEK I THINK I MAY HIT ANOTHER NERVE, BUT COME ON YOU ALL HATE THEM REALLY, THERE............TEEN SOAPS

STUDENTS THINK THESE SHOWS ARE REAL

ALL THE ACTORS ARE 10 YEARS OLDER THAN THE CHARACTER THEY ARE PLAYING

THEY ALL HAVE CARS WHILE STILL BEING AT SCHOOL/COLLEGE

THEY ARE ALWAYS FIGHTING SOME "GOOD CAUSE" , THAT'S REAL TO LIFE THEN.

WHERE THE UGLY PEOPLE AT?

STUDENTS THINK THESE SHOWS ARE REAL

THEY ALL ACT LIKE THEY ARE OLDER THAN THEIR PARENTS, THAT'S REAL TO LIFE THEN

THE PLOTS ARE SO OBVIOUS

THEY ACTUALLY DO HOMEWORK IN THEM, THAT'S REAL TO LIFE THEN

NONE OF THEM EVER REALLY GO OUT ON THE PISS IN THESE PROGRAMMES

STUDENTS THINK THESE SHOWS ARE REAL

A TWO YEAR COURSE WILL LAST FIVE

THERE IS ALWAYS A MODEL, BAND MEMBER AND GAY PERSON IN EACH CIRCLE OF FRIENDS, THAT'S REAL TO LIFE THEN

MEN ARE ABLE TO HAVE HEART TO HEART CHATS WITH EACH OTHER.

THEY SEEM TO HAVE ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF CASH WITHOUT WORKING ANYWHERE

STUDENTS THINK THESE SHOWS ARE REAL

WOMEN CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THEM AND THEY ARE ON AT A TIME WHEN THEY SHOULD BE MAKING THE DINNER

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW A GINGER BLOKE IN ONE?