Stand Up If You Hate...

STAND UP IF YOU HATE...

STUDENTS

HERE WE ARE AGAIN WITH ANOTHER LIST OF REASONS TO HATE THIS WEEKS SUBJECT.  HAD TO BE ANOTHER ONE OF MY PET HATES I'M AFRAID. THIS WEEKS SUBJECT GRINDS MY GEARS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE ON THIS PLANET........STUDENTS

THEY ARE WORK SHY LAY ABOUTS.

MOAN THEY HAVE NO MONEY YET THEY ARE ALWAYS PISSED

THEY DRINK HALF PINTS OF CIDER

THEY LOOSE THEIR DRESS SENSE THE DAY THEY BECOME ONE

THEY ALSO FEEL THE NEED TO WEAR CORD FLARES

THEY ARE ALL WORK SHY LAY ABOUTS

THEY ALL THINK MARILYN MANSON MAKES GOOD MUSIC

IT TURNS MOST OF THEM INTO GOTH FREAKS

THEY ALL FORGET WHAT A SHOWER/BATH IS FOR

THEY ARE ALL INTO STAR TREK AND THE X-FILES

THEY ARE WORK SHY LAY ABOUTS.

THEY KEEP THEIR KEYS ON THE END OF ONE OF THOSE STUPID CHAINS THAT DROOP FROM THEIR POCKETS

THEY THINK BANDS LIKE THE OFF SPRING ARE COOL

THEY PRETEND TO HAVE INTELLIGENT CONVERSATIONS WHEN THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT

THEY THINK LIFE IS HARD DISPITE NEVER HAVING DONE A DAYS WORK IN THEIR LIVES

THEY ARE WORK SHY LAY ABOUTS.

THEY THINK THEIR PARTIES ARE THE BEST EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE IS PASSED OUT AFTER AN HOUR

WE ARE THE ONES PAYING FOR IT ALL