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Stand Up If you Hate
Stand Up If You Hate...
STAND UP IF YOU HATE...
RADIO ONE
(WELL THE NEW MORNING LINE UP)
Ah your back. I knew there was more hate in those eyes. So what do I have for you this time. Well we are only 2 hours into it here on the first monday morning of Radio One's brand new morning line up with the departure of Simon Mayo. And already I hate it. The two worst DJ's EVER are now on for longer and are worse than ever. So this time round I please ask you.....
Stand up if you hate.....Radio One's morning line up.
Stand Up If You Hate
Stand Up If You Hate
   THEY HAVE GIVEN SARA COX AN EXTRA HOUR
JO WHILEY IS CONVINCED SHE IS STILL A STUDENT
  SARA HAS BIG TROUBLE SAYING SIMPLE WORDS LIKE TUNES
SARA COX'S MAIN FEATURE SEEMS TO BE "THE THREE WHILE I HAVE A PEE..." BRILLIANT.
  WHILEY'S IS "I WANT YOUR TXT". A COMPETITION WHERE PEOPLE TXT HER ON HER MOBILE WITH THE RIGHT ANSWER. I'D LOVE 500,000 PEOPLE TO TAKE PART
  THEY HAVE GIVEN SARA COX AN EXTRA HOUR
SARA COX'S IDEA OF COMEDY IS MAKING SOME SORT OF HIGH PITCHED NOISE
WHILEY KEEPS MAKING A SUCKING NOISE IN BETWEEN EACH SENTENCE
   WHILEY SEEMS TO HAVE AN ANNOYING FIXATION WITH NERDY AMERICAN STUDENT MUSIC
WHILEY ALSO HAS TO MENTION EMINEM IN EVERY OTHER SENTENCE
THEY HAVE GIVEN SARA COX AN EXTRA HOUR
WHILEY'S TASTE IN MUSIC IS ALMOST AS BAD AS HER TASTE IN CLOTHES
  ALL COX'S FEATURES ARE ABOUT MARK CHAPMAN NONE ARE TO DO WITH HER....WONDER WHY?
  WHILEY IS ONLY EVER HAPPY WHEN SHE IS SURROUNDED BY MUDDY FREAKS AT GLASTONBURY
  TIM WESTWOOD DOES THE GINGLES ON COX'S SHOW AND THEY ARE MORE DIRE THAN WORDS CAN SAY
THEY HAVE GIVEN SARA COX AN EXTRA HOUR
WHILEY ONLY EVER HAS THE SAME 5 GUESTS. DIDO, EDDIE IZZARD, MACY GRAY, DAMON ALBAN & EMINEM
THEY SHOULD BOTH BE AT HOME DOING THE COOKING AND CLEANING.