Stand Up If You Hate...

Stand Up If You Hate...

IS THIS THE MOMENT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR..I THINK SO. WELCOME TO A BRAND NEW PAGE WHERE EACH WEEK I WILL BRING YOU A LIST OF REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD HATE THAT WEEKS CHOSEN SUBJECT. AND WHAT BETTER PLACE TO START WITH THAN............MAN UTD.

DAVID BECKHAM PLAYS FOR THEM

EVERYONE THINKS ANDY COLE IS A TOP CLASS STRIKER

NONE OF THEIR FANS COME FROM MANCHESTER

YOU NEVER WIN A PENALTY AT OLD TRAFFORD

ALL THEY DO IS FUCKING MOAN

DAVID BECKHAM PLAYS FOR THEM

THEY BRING OUT A NEW KIT EVERY WEEK UNTIL EVERY KID IS WEARING ONE

THE FA WILL BEND OVER BACKWRD TO HELP THEM BUT NO ONE ELSE

ALL THIER PLAYERS ARE THICK

WE LET THEM DROP OUT OF THE FA CUP LAST SEASON ONLY FOR THEM TO MAKE THE PREMIERSHIP LOOK CRAP IN BRAZIL

DAVID BECKHAM PLAYS FOR THEM

EVERY OTHER LIVE GAME FEATURES THEM MAKING YOU SICK OF THE SIGHT OF THEM

MOST FEMALES SUPPORT THEM BECAUSE RYAN GIGGS PLAYS FOR THEM

THEIR STADIUM IS QUIETER THAN A MOURGE ON MATCH DAYS YET THEY CLAIM THEY HAVE THE BEST SUPPORT ON THE PLANET

95% OF THEIR FANS HAVE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO OLD TRAFFORD

DAVID BECKHAM PLAYS FOR THEM

IT'S ALWAYS MAN UTD PLAYERS WHO FUCK IT UP FOR ENGLAND

THEY BLOODY WIN EVERYTHING