THE
STALKER
IS NO WHITE HART PLAYER SAFE.....
MY NAME IS SID AND I SPEND MY TIME WATCHING THE PLAYERS OF MY FAVORITE CLUB THE WHITE HART LONDON ROAD. NONE OF THE PLAYERS KNOW I DO IT THEY JUST THINK I AM AN EVERYDAY FAN. BUT AFTER THE FINAL WHISTLE I TURN INTO WHAT I SUPPOSE SOME OF YOU CALL A STALKER. I PREFER OBSERVER. WELL WHAT EVER I AM CLASSED AS I WILL BE HERE EVERY WEEK TO SPILL THE BEANS ON MY FINDINGS.....SO LET MY PERVERTION TAKE YOU TO THE PRIVATE LIVES OF THE WHITE HART PLAYERS........
MONDAY MORNINGS ARE ALWAYS THE SAME FOR ME. I USUALLY SPEND THE MORNING OBSERVING THE MOVEMENTS OF NICK KHANNA. BEING MONDAY I USUALLY FOLLOW HIM TO THE BANK WHERE NICK DEPOSITS THE SUBS FOR THE GAME ON SUNDAY. BUT THIS MONDAY THE CREATURE OF HABIT CHANGED HIS PATTERN. AND IT HAS MADE ME LOOK AT MY FAVORITE DEFENDER IN LIGHT I CAN TELL YOU, AND IT WILL NO DOUBT HAVE OTHERS DOING THE SAME. YOU SEE INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE BANK I HAD TO FOLLOW NICK TO BOOTS. KEEPING MY DISTANCE I SAW HIM GO TO ONE OF THE BEAUTY DESKS, WHERE I SAW HIM START TALKING TO ONE OF THE PRETTY ASSISTANTS. AS I CREAP CLOSER I SAW NICK TRYING OUT WHAT LOOKED LIKE ANTI-AGEING CREAM AND MOISTURISER.  AS I GOT CLOSER STILL I WAS ABLE TO HEAR WHAT WAS BEING SAID. IT TURNS OUT THAT THEY ARE FOR HIM. HE REFUSES TO LEAVE HIS BOYISH GOOD LOOKS TO MOTHER NATURE AND IS NOW ADDICTED TO ALL THE CREAMS YOU CAN THINK OFF. NOW WE KNOW HOW HE KEEPS SO YOUNG LOOKING.........WELL YOU LIVE AND LEARN.
TUESDAY ARE ALWAYS THE SAME FOR ME. TUESDAYS MEANS TRAINING FOR MY BELOVED HEROS. AND AFTER TRAINING THE LADS USUALLY ALL POP INTO THE PUB FOR A DRINK AND A CHAT. WELL RECENTLY PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE NOTICED THAT STEVE HOBAN HAS BEEN LEAVING EARLY IF GOING THERE AFTER TRAINING AT ALL. WELL I HAVE BEEN KEEPING AN EYE ON HIM. BEING PARKED OUTSIDE THE PUB WHILE THE LADS HAVE BEEN IN THERE PUT ME IN THE IDEAL POSITION TO FOLLOW HIM AND SEE WHERE HE DASHES OFF TO, AND I HAVE BEEN QUITE SUPRISED WITH MY FINDINGS. NOW AS EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS THIS GREAT CLUB WILL KNOW, STEVE IS KNOWN AS A BIT OF A BEER MONSTER, AND HE IS ALWAYS HAVING A GO AT ANYONE AT THE CLUB WHO IS NOT A VERY BIG DRINKER. WELL WHAT I FOUND OUT WHEN I FOLLOWED HIM IS THAT STEVE SLIPS OFF TO THE GEORGE IN TOWN FOR WHAT I FOUND OUT TO BE HIS FAVORITE TIPPLE. A SNOWBALL. FROM WHAT I HEAR STEVE LIKES NOTHING BETTER THAN TO RELAX WITH ONE. SO NOW YOU KNOW. PUTS A DIFFERENT VIEW ON THINGS DOESN'T IT...........YOU LIVE AND LEARN.
SPENT ALL YESTERDAY STALKING CLINT. I KNOW THEY SAY NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER AND THIS TIME THEY WERE RIGHT. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT. A DIE HARD SOUTHAMPTON FAN IS WHAT HE WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE BUT WHEN I FOLLOWED HIM HOME YESTERDAY I GOT THE SHOCK OF MY LIFE. AFTER CLINT SHUT HIS FRONT DOOR BEHIND HIM, I SET UP CAMP IN A TREE OPPOSITE HIS BEDROOM WINDOW, AND WHAT DID I FIND....CLINT'S ROOM IS A SHRINE TO NONE OTHER THAN PORTSMOUTH FOOTBALL CLUB. AFTER EVERYTHING HE HAVE US BELIEVE AS WELL. THERE HE WAS BOWING IN FRONT OF A POSTER OF HIS FAVORITE ALL TIME PLAYER VINCE HILARE. WELL THIS ALL CAME AS A SHOCK TO ME I CAN TELL YOU.......STILL YOU LIVE AND LEARN.

WELL UNTIL NEXT WEEKS INTRUSION INTO THE PRIVATE LIVES OF THE WHITE HART PLAYERS...KEEP STALKING