THE STALKER
STALKER ARCHIVE
NO WHITE HART PLAYER IS SAFE....
OBSERVING CAN BE A TRICKY BUSINESS AT TIMES. SO I THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE MYSELF AN EASY DAY LAST TUESDAY. DEAN SMITH WAS TO BE MY TARGET FOR THAT DAY. USING MY USUAL TRICK I SET UP CAMP IN A BUSH OPPOSITE HIS HOUSE WHERE I COULD SEE RIGHT THROUGH THE WINDOW. WELL AFTER 4 HOURS OF NO ACTION DEAN SUDDENLY TURNED UP AT THE FRONT DOOR WITH A WOMAN THAT YOU COULD SAY WAS ON THE MATURE SIDE. ONCE THEY WERE INSIDE I MADE MY WAY UP TO THE WINDOW TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON. WELL I WAS IN FOR A SHOCK. UNABLE TO QUITE SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON I COULD HEAR THE WOMANS VOICE. SHE WAS COMPLIMENTING HIM ON HIS FIG ROLE. TELLING HIM THAT IT WAS THE PERFECT LENGTH AND SIZE AND HOW SHE WOULD LOVE TO EAT IT ALL HERSELF. WELL I JUST HAD TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON. WHEN I FINALLY GOT TO SEE THEM BOTH I DISCOVERED THAT SHE WAS IN FACT TEACHING HIM TO MAKE CAKES. SEEMS DEAN HAS BEEN LEARNING TO BAKE CAKES FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW. BUT WANTING TO KEEP IT SECRET HE HAS BEEN TAKING THESE LESSONS IN PRIVATE AT HOME DURING THE DAY. I HEAR HIS ANGEL CAKES ARE SOMETHING ELSE......WELL YOU LIVE AND LEARN.
WANTING TO GIVE MYSELF A BIT OF A TREAT THIS FRIDAY NIGHT I WENT ABOUT FOLLOWING JON MARSH. KNOWN FOR HIS
FRIDAY NIGHT SESSIONS, I THOUGHT I WOULD BE IN FOR A GREAT NIGHT. SO IMAGINE MY SUPRISE WHEN HE DID NOT GO TO A PUB OR CLUB THAT NIGHT. I STARTED TO FOLLOW HIM FROM HIS HOUSE. I WAS ALL DRESSED TO THE NINES READY FOR A BIG NIGHT OUT. ONLY TO END UP FOLLOWING THE LEFT FOOTED WONDER TO A NIGHT CLASS IN NONE OTHER THAN NEEDLE WORK. THINKING THAT THIS JUST MIGHT BE A CUNNING PLAN BY THE MAN TO MEET WOMEN, I FOLLOWED HIM IN. BUT THE CLASS WAS FULL OF OLD LADIES ALL WITH TIME ON THEIR HANDS. STILL CONFUSED AS TO WHY JON WOULD BE INTERESTED IN THIS CLASS I SAT AT THE BACK AND KEPT MY HEAD DOWN. THEN I GOT TO FIND IT ALL OUT. JON THEN WENT TO THE FRONT OF THE CLASS AND STARTED TO ACTUALLY TAKE THE CLASS. SEEMS JON IS A DAB HAND WITH THE OLD NEEDLE AND THREAD. LOOKING ROUND THE CLASS YOU COULD SEE ALL HIS WORK ON DISPLAY. AND LET ME TELL YOU HIS CUSHIONS WERE A WORK OF ART. SO THERE YOU HAVE IT, JON TEACHES NEEDLE WORK TO OLD LADIES EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT.....WELL YOU LIVE AND LEARN
MONDAY IS ALWAYS A GOOD DAY TO OBSERVE ONE OF THE PLAYERS. BEING THE DAY AFTER A GAME NONE OF THE PLAYERS DO MUCH OTHER THAN GO TO WORK AND VEG OUT. BUT THIS WEEK I GOT A CHANGE TO THE NORM. I WENT ABOUT FOLLOWING CRAIG FLOCKTON OUR OTHER LEFT SIDED PLAYER. WELL THINKING I WAS JUST GOING TO FOLLOW AND OBSERVE HIM AT WORK I DID NOT PACK MUCH OF A LUNCH AND WAS READY FOR A NICE EASY DAY. HOW WRONG WAS I. YOU SEE THIS MONDAY CRAIG DID NOT GO TO WORK. AND FROM WHAT I CAN MAKE OUT HE NEVER DOES ON A MONDAY, BECAUSE HE DOES SOMETHING ELSE WHICH NO ONE KNEW ABOUT. NOW NO DOUBT YOU HAVE ALL HEARD OF THE CHILDREN'S CLASSIC PROGRAMME THE TELLYTUBBIES
HI SID HERE AGAIN. BEEN ANOTHER BUSY WEEK FOR ME. BUT AS ALWAYS I AM BACK WITH A FEW MORE REVERLATIOS ABOUT THE PLAYERS OF THE CLUB I HOLD CLOSE TO MY HEART.
WELL EVERY WONDERED WHO ARE UNDER THOSE MASKS? WELL TO MY AMAZEMENT CRAIG IS PO. YES IT'S TRUE I FOUND MYSELF FOLLOWING HIM TO THE STUDIOS WHERE I OBSERVED HIM GETTING INTO THE FAMOUS SUIT THEN GOING ON SET AND FILMING A FEW PROGRAMMES FOR THE BBC. SO NOW WE ALL KNOW WHO IT IS BEHIND THAT FAMOUS YELLOW SUIT.......WELL YOU LIVE AND LEARN.