THE STALKERS ARCHIVE
IS NO WHITE HART PLAYER SAFE.
THE
STALKER
HI OBSERVERS, SID HERE AGAIN WITH ANOTHER ROUND UP OF WHAT I HAVE STUMBLED ACROSS WATCHING THE PLAYERS OF MY FAVORITE TEAM THE WHITE HART. JUST REMEMBER THAT THIS IS BETWEEN YOU AND ME. IF WORD GET'S OUT ABOUT ME THEN IT'S ANOTHER 4 MONTHS DOING TIME.
WELL I THOUGH I WOULD TREAT MYSELF THIS WEEK AND FOLLOW ONE OF THE ROCKS OF THE WHITE HART BACK FOUR LEE MARTIN. BEING A WEEK DAY THIS MEANT HAVING TO FOLLOW HIM TO WHERE HE WAS WORKING, AND MY WORK WAS I IN FOR A SHOCK. ONCE LEE HAD STOPPED AND STARTED TO GETINTO HIS WORK I WAS ABLE TO GET A BIT CLOSER TO HIM. AS HE WAS SO INVOLVED WITH HIS WORK HE DID NOT SEE ME. BUT THE THING THAT SHOCKED ME WAS THAT LEE SINGS WHILE HE WORKS. BUT WHAT WAS EVEN MORE SHOCKING WAS HE STARTED TO SING "FLOWER OF SCOTLAND". WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT FROM OUR DIE HARD ENGLAND FAN......WELL YOU LIVE AND LEARN.
I GOT THE CHANCE OF A LIFE TIME THIS WEEK. I MANAGED TO GET CLOSER TO THE PLAYERS THAN EVER BEFORE AND WAS SHOCKED BY WHAT I FOUND. DISGUSED AS ALREADY INJURY PRONE NEW SINGING ROBERT DOWD I MANAGED TO TAKE PART IN A TRAINING SESSION. AND IT ALSO GOT ME THE CHANCE TO HAVE A STALK ROUND THE CHANGING ROOMS. BUT I STUMBLED ACROSS A SECRECT THAT YOU WOULD NEVER IMAGINE. AS I WENT INTO THE CHANGING ROOMS I FOUND CLUB CAPTAIN LIAM WILLIAMS IN THERE ON HIS OWN DOING HIS HAIR. NOTHING ODD THERE I KNOW BUT WHEN I TOOK A CLOSER LOOK I NOTICED HE WAS IN FACT PUTTING ON A WIG. YES IT TURNS OUT THAT LIAM IS IN FACT AS GINGER AS HIS WING WIZARD BROTHER ANDY. HIDES IT WELL I THINK...WELL YOU LIVE AND LEARN.
COMING TOWARD THE END OF THE WEEK I WENT OF THE SEARCH OF YOUNG PLAYER CASPER. NOT BEEN SEEN FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS I WAS INTERESTED TO FIND OUT WHAT WAS A MISS. WELL I FOUND HIM COMING OUT THE GYM WITH WHAT LOOKED LIKE A PERSONAL TRAINER. CURIOUS I MOVED IN FOR A CLOSER LISTEN. WELL TURNS OUT THAT CASPER IS IN FACT GOING INTO HIBERNATION AND HAS BEEN TOLD THAT WHEN HE COMES OUT IN THE SPRING HE WILL RETURN A MUSCLED BOUND STRIKER. FROM WHAT I HEARD IT IS ALL TO DO WITH THE STRAW HE WILL BE SLEEPING IN. AND NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TRAINER ALSO BEING A FARMER NEEDING TO FLOG STRAW...WELL YOU LIVE AND LEARN.......