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How the hell do you know me?

You are our Ex Hardware Configuration resourse. (AKA Config Monkey)

Just how much money do you think Chix-Mex lost that infamous night a few years ago when I danced past their window showing them The Horse, forcing them to shut up shop early for the night due to them being so scared?

Their loss was substantial (This more than can be said for The Horse mate, was it a cold night)

(Ginge - very).

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It has been said that the office is very much a quieter place since I left. Is this the longest minutes silence in history in rememberence of me being there?

Not True. This office is never quiet unless you are profoundly deaf.

Alligator Porn was never found. Have you given up hope? Or do you still feel it is out there just waiting  for one of us to discover it?

You found Goat Porn, so I truly believe it MUST be out there somewhere. Please keep looking.

Embarrassing moment when you wished you never knew The Ginge

McDonald's the other week! I really did not need to know that you let another man pull you off just so he could get the answer to a football competition question!

(Ginge - Ah that sounds worse than it actually was. And you can't class Danny Sawyer a man)

One uninteresting fact about yourself.

I am currently sporting a Ted Bovis haircut and I kinda like it

Martin Cooper