Soap Dodger St
|Pikey does as Pikey Likey|
|Welcome to Pikey Island.
'Tis horrid place, I suggest you don't stay long.
For here on the Island is where all those skanky showbiz people live, all together in Pikey Heaven. Some even manage to fool people with their evil powers, making them think they are symbols of desire. So I suggest that during your trip to the Island you avoid all eye contact, and stick to the path. And whatever you do don't buy any lucky charms. Have a pleasant trip stranger.
|Take the Pikey Test and see if you should be on the Island.|