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MISSED ME??? WELL I'M BACK WITH A NEW LOOK MONSTER MONSTER PAGE, SIT BACK CAUSE HERE WE GO
WELL A LOT HAS GONE ON SINCE THE LAST MONSTER PAGE. ENGLAND HAVE GOT A NEW MANAGER. WE HAVE HAD THE FIRST MILLIONARE WINNER ON TV (SO HAS GRANT). AND AMERICA CAN'T MAKE UP THEIR MINDS WHO IS THEIR NEW PRESIDENT. BUT THE ONE THING THAT HAS GOT MY GOAT MORE THAN ANY THING HAS TO BE YET MORE MANURE ARSE LICKING. I DON'T KNOW IF IT JUST ME BUT IT JUST SEEMS TO GET WORSE. AND WHAT HAS STRESSED ME OUT MORE THAN ANYTHING??? DAVID BECKHAM BEING MADE ENGLAND CAPTAIN. JESUS WHAT IS THIS COUNTRY COMING TO??? I MEAN WHAT THE HELL HAS BECKHAM DONE TO DESERVE BEING MADE CAPTAIN? WOULD ANYONE IN ALL HONESTY SAY HE WAS A LEADER. A PLAYER THAT OTHERS WOULD LOOK TO LEAD THE WAY WHEN THEY WERE 1-0 DOWN IN AN IMPORTANT GAME. SOMEONE WHO WOULD RALLY THE
TEAM TOGETHER WITH A "NEVER SAY DIE" LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN THE BACK ARE AGAINST THE WALL. NO ALL BECKHAM HAS DONE IS CROSSED THE BALL A BIT AND SCORED THE ODD FREE KICK. NOW BEFORE ANYONE HAS A GO AT ME, I AM WILLING TO ADMIT THAT HE IS THE BEST CROSSER OF THE BALL IN THE WORLD. BUT AS WE SAW AGAINST THE ITALIANS HE DOES NOT HAVE A CLUE WHEN IT COMES TO PLAYING IN THE CENTRE OF THE PARK. ROY KEANE HE AINT. SO WHAT CAN BECKHAM BRING TO THE JOB...NOTHING OTHER THAN CROSSING THE BALL. BUT NO IT'S BECKHAM AND HE PLAYS FOR MANURE, OH AND HE HAS DONE A PARKINSON INTERVIEW NOW SO HE MUST HAVE GROWN UP. BETTER MAKE HIM THE ENGLAND CAPTAIN. LET'S LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE. WHEN THE GOING IS TOUGH AND THE FANS ARE ON HIS BACK WHAT 9 TIMES OUT OF TEN DOES BECKHAM DO. HE PUTS HIS FINGERS UP AT THEM. NOW IS THAT THE ACTION OF A MAN WHO CAN LEAD HIS COUNTRY OR SOMEONE WHO CAN'T ACT LIKE A PRO.......THERE HAVE BEEN STORIES COMING OUT THE ENGLAND
SICKEST PICTURE IN FOOTBALL ??????
CAMP LATELY THAT THERE IS A FUED BETWEEN THE LIVERPOOL PLAYERS AND THE MANURE PLAYERS. WHAT IS IT ABOUT. IT'S ABOUT AN X-RATED TACKLE THAT BECKHAM MADE ON REDKNAPP. THIS TACKLE HAPPENED A FEW YEARS AGO NOW. SO DOES EVERYONE NOT THINK THAT IF BECKHAM WAS THIS SO CALLED CAPTAIN THAT HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SORT THIS RIFT OUT.???? WELL I CAN'T SEE HIM DOING IT. SO THERE YOU GO A RIFT WITHIN THE ENGLAND CAMP THAT BECKHAM'S INVOLVED IN........I GIVE UP.
TOTALLY STAYING ON A MANURE MOAN TODAY, WE HAVE BEEN LEAD TO BELIEVE THAT PAUL SCHOLES GOAL AGAINST PANATHANIKOS IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT WAS THE BEST GOAL EVER SCORED. ALL THE PAPERS WERE FULL OF
IT. ITV COULDN'T STOP TUGGING OFF OVER IT. DROVE ME MAD. WHY WELL. IT'S THIS 32 PASS BUILD UP THAT IS STRESSING ME OUT. THE WAY I HAVE READ ABOUT IT IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT TO THE WAY I SAW IT. YES THERE WERE 32 PASSES BUILDING UP TO THE GOAL. BUT HOW MANY TACKLES WERE THERE FROM THE OTHER TEAM. NONE. AT TIMES THEY JUST SAT BACK AND WATCHED WHILE MANURE PISSED ABOUT WITH IT IN THEIR OWN HALF. SORRY BUT A TEAM OF MANURE'S STATURE SHOULD BE ABLE TO KEEP POSESSION OF A FOOTBALL WHEN THERE ARE NO TACKLES GOING IN......SURLY.  SO WHY ALL THE FUSS.????? OH YEAH IT'S MANURE, SORRY FORGOT..
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