Grant's Showbiz Diary
HI WELL I'M BACK AFTER ANOTHER WEEK OF SHOWBIZ SHOULDER RUBBING, AND I HAVE ALL THE LATEST STORIES TO TICKLE YOUR TASTE BUDS............SO SIT BACK AND ENJOY AS I TAKE YOU TO TINSEL TOWN WHERE THE CHAMPAGNE IS FLOWING..
WELL LET'S START WITH THE TOP STORY. THE TRUTH SEEMS TO BE OUT EVERYONE'S FAV GARDENER CHARLIE DIMMOCK HAS BEEN DUMPED BY BOTH LOVERS. IT SEEMS THAT NIETHER KNEW ABOUT THE OTHER, AND WERE NONE IMPRESSED WHEN THEY BOTH FOUND OUT. TELL YA WHAT THAT IS GOOD NEWS FOR ME. BETWEEN YOU AND ME SHE HAD THREE LOVERS, AND GUESS WHO WAS THE THIRD....YEAH YOURS TRULY. I HATE TO LEAK PILLOW TALK BUT SHE SAID THE OTHER TWO DID NOT MEASURE UP TO ME ANYWAY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. WELL NOW SHE IS ALL MINE I CAN SEE EVERYTHING BEING ROSY IN MY GARDEN FROM NOW ON, KNOW WHAT I MEAN............
OLD FAT BOY SLIM IT WAS REVILED HAS WRITTEN A SONG ABOUT HIS MISSUS' BOOBS. "I JUST SIT AT HOME WATCHING HER WALK ABOUT IN HER SKIMPY CLOTHES AND THINK HOW LUCKY I AM" SAYS THE EX HOUSEMARTIN. WELL IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT LOVE IS BLIND. IT IS A WELL KNOWN SECRET ROUND THESE PARTS THAT I ONCE HAD A FLING WITH MISS BALL, NOW I HATE TO SPREAD GOSSIP BUT AFTER A FEW OUTINGS TO HEAVEN AND BACK WITH HER I NEVER HAD THE URGE TO WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT. DON'T GET ME WRONG THERE WERE FIREWORKS, I ALWAYS GIVE MY BEST BUT WRITE A SONG NA SORRY LOVE. SURE I HAD THE URGE TO SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT OUR PASSION BUT ONLY TO WARN OTHERS IT WAS NOT THE BEST RIDE IN THE PARK. KNOW WHAT I MEAN FELLAS........
ACTOR RUPERT PENRY-JONES SAID TODAY THAT KYLIE WAS TOO HOT FOR HIM TO HANDLE. IN A STATEMENT THE REVILED A LOVE AFFAIR THAT THE COUPLE HAD AT THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR, HE SAID THAT SHE WAS TOO MUCH OF A FREE SPIRIT. FELL FOR THAT ONE DID WE JONES. SORRY TO BREAK THE NEWS TO YOU MATE, BUT IT WAS NOT SO MUCH A FREE SPIRIT, MORE THE FACT THAT SHE WAS WITH ME MOST OF THE TIME. POOR OLD KYLIE WOULD OFTEN COME TO ME IN TEARS TELLING OF HOW SHE SOMEHOW FELL INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS BLOKE AND DID NOT KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF IT. SO BEING A GENTLEMAN I WOULD CONSOLE HER AND THEN TAKE HER MIND OFF OF HER PROBLEMS.  SHE WOULD WALK IN WITH A FACE LIKE W WET WEEKEND AND LEAVE LOOKING LIKE SHE HAD AN ALL OVER TAN..................
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