Grant's Showbiz Diary
Grant's Showbiz Archive
Well another week and another load of parties attended. Honestly I really am partying myself into the ground just to bring you all the latest gossip. I've said it before and I will say it again, you lucky people..........
HER ON SUNDAY NIGHT ON 16,000. BUT COME THE END OF THE PROGRAMME LAST NIGHT AND WITH HER 1m BETTER OFF I THINK IT IS SAFE TO SAY SHE IS QUITE A STUNNER. AS THIS WIN WAS BIG NEWS I WAS CALLED TO THE PRESS CONFERENCE. WELL I TELL YA WHAT MOMENTS AFTER IT HAD ALL FINISHED I WENT UP TO HER AND TRIED SOME OF MY LINES ON HER AND THEY WORKED A TREAT. IT WASN'T LONG BEFORE I HAD HER GOING 50-50 IN MY BED I CAN TELL YA. MIND YOU SHE WAS LIVID WHEN SHE FOUND OUT THAT I HAD ONLY USED HER TO GET CLOSER TO HER EXTREMLY HORNY & FAMOUS COUSIN CAMILLA PARKER BOWLES. CHRIST WHAT I WOULDN'T DO TO HER.................
WELL LET US START WITH THE BIG STORY OF THE WEEK. AFTER OVER 100 SHOWS THERE WAS FINALLY A WINNER ON WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE. I HAVE TO SAY WINNER JUDITH KEPPEL DID NOT SEEM ALL THAT GOOD LOOKING WHEN WE LEFT
ATOMIC KITTEN SEX BABE KERRY HAS RECENTLY HAD A TATTOO DONE ON HER BACK TO PROVE HER LOVE FOR BOYFIREND BRYAN FROM BOYBAND WESTLIFE. THE STORY GOES THAT BRYAN DID NOT BELIEVE THAT KERRY LOVED HIM SO AS A MARK OF HER LOVE SHE HAD TO HAVE THE TATTOO DONE. WELL WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT THAT. CAN ANYONE SEE WHAT THE DIVINE KERRY SEE'S IN HIM? TO ME HE HAS THE FACE OF A HORSES ARSE. HOW CAN ANYONE WALK AROUND LOOKING LIKE THAT. I HAVE HEARD OF GETTING HIT BY THE UGLY STICK BUT HE LOOKS LIKE HE RAN INTO THE UGLY TREE. STILL MY ADVICE TO KERRY IS IF HE KEEPS UP THIS BEHAVIOUR BABE YOU KNOW WHERE I AM.....REMEMBER PARIS.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WELL FROM ONE TATTOOED BABE TO ANOTHER. SO DID SHE MEAN IT OR DIDN'T SHE? THAT IS THE QUESTION ON EVERYONES LIPS THIS MORNING. MEL C LAST NIGHT ON THE FRANK SKINNER SHOW SAID SHE HAD QUIT THE SPICE GIRLS. THIS WOULD NO DOUBT SPELL THE END OF EVERY ONES FAVORITE GIRL BAND. I MYSELF WOULD BE HEART BROKEN. MANY'S THE TIME I WOULD POP ROUND TO MEET THE GIRLS AND WE WOULD END UP DRINKING TOO MUCH. IT'S QUITE IRONIC REALLY, THERE WAS MEL C LAST NIGHT MOANING THAT ALL PEOPLE SEE ARE PICTURES OF HER BUM IN THE PRESS, WHEN AFTER ONE OF OUR DRINKING SESSIONS THAT WOULD BE THE ONLY VIEW I WOULD HAVE OF HER. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE WOULD BE THAT WE WOULD BOTH BE NAKED......