Grant's Showbiz Diary
This week reporting from the world famous Q Awards.........
Here we are once again showbiz fans, and this time I have news from the Q awards. All the news is right here. And as I don't report for anyone else you get to hear it all first, you lucky people you........
SO THE HOST OF THE DAY WAS DAVINA McCALL IN "THAT" DRESS. AND IT CAUSED QUITE A STIR. NOT ONLY DID SHE HAVE KEITH ALLEN SHOUTING AT HER TO WEAR A BRA AND STOP BEING A TART WHILE SHE WAS ON STAGE, IT GOT MY EMOTIONS RISING FOR MY OLD FLAME. IT HAD BEEN THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEEN THE BABE SINCE THE FAMOUS CARROT INCIDENT. WELL AT THE AFTER SHOW PARTY I THOUGHT I WOULD GO AND LET HER KNOW HOW FOXY SHE WAS LOOKING IN "THAT" DRESS. WELL THE DRINK HAD BEEN FLOWING AND IT WAS NOT LONG BEFORE I HAD HER UNDER THE TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO ROBBIE WILLIAMS' FEET. HONESTLY THE STENCH, YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT A QUICK WASH WOULD HAVE BEEN IN ORDER AND ROBBIE'S FEET HUMMED A BIT AS WELL.....
WELL IT WAS NOT ALL FUN AND FROLICS AT THE AFTER SHOW PARTY. IT SEEMS THAT MY OLD FLAME KYLIE HAD LESBIAN TAUNTS SHOUTED AT HER. NOW AS I HAVE SAID IN THE PAST KYLIE IS NOT KNOWN FOR BEING HOT IN THE LOVE PIT BUT ON ALL THE TIME I ASKED IF I COULD WATCH HER WITH ANOTHER WOMAN SHE WAS NEVER UP FOR IT. BUT I TELL YA WHAT HER SISTER WAS AND IT WAS NOT LONG BEFORE I WOULD MOVE ACCROSS THE CORIDOR TO HER ROOM TO WATCH A MUCH BETTER SHOW I CAN TELL YOU. BUT THEN HAVE YOU NOT FOUND THAT DANNII WAS ALWAYS THE BETTER PERFORMER. DON'T GET ME WRONG, OUR KYLIE WAS A MORE THAN SATISFACTORY STEPPING STONE TO THE NEXT LAY..........
I WOULD LIKE TO FINISH WITH  MY SAY ON THE WHOLE ROBBIE V LIAM THING. JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER LIAM CLAIMED THAT ROBBIE WAS GAY DURING THE Q AWARDS. ROBBIE IT WAS REPORTED WAS CLOSE TO TEARS AND SHOCKED BY THE OUTCRY. COME ON ROBBIE DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH. THAT WAS ENOUGH TO BRING YOU TO TEARS................DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE TIME I NEARLY BROUGHT YOU TO TEARS DURING THAT NIGHT WE SPENT TOGETHER IN CLACTON.??????? YOU USED TO CALL ME THE INTRUDER IF I REMEMBER RIGHTLY...........
TIL NEXT TIME SHOWBIZ FANS.........
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