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Spice Girls Special
NOT ANOTHER FAILED RELATIONSHIP FOR POOR OLD GERI. IT'S BEEN REPORTED THIS WEEK THAT SHE HAS SPLIT WITH HER BASKETBALL PLAYING PARTNER AFTER ONLY TWO MONTHS. WELL IT WILL BE A COLD XMAS FOR EVERYONE'S FAV GINGER SPICE NOW. TO BE HONEST I SAW THIS COMING FOR AGES. GERI WAS ALWAYS ROUND MINE MOANING THAT HIS BIG SIZE 15 SHOES WERE ALWAYS GETTING IN THE WAY WHEN SHE WAS UP FOR SCORING A BASKET HERSELF. WHEN I ASKED HER IF IT WAS TRUE ABOUT THE OLD SAYING ABOUT BIG FEET SHE WOULD TELL ME THAT IT WAS ALL A MYTH. I HAVE TO AGREE WITH HER ON THAT ONE. I HAVE SMALL FEET, BUT YOU SHOULD SEE THE SIZE OF..............
MEL B HAS SAID THAT THE SECRET TO HER FIGURE AND KEEPING FIT IS THE RESULT OF HER RUNNING AROUND HER GARDEN NAKED. WELL THIS IS A NEW ONE ON ME. MAYBE IT'S TO DO WITH ALL THAT MOTHER NATURE RUBBISH? OR IT COULD BE DOWN TO THE FACT THAT WHEN EVER I STAY ROUND HERS SHE LIKED US TO SLEEP OUTSIDE IN HER GARDEN.  SHE IS INTO ALL THIS UNDER THE STARS STUFF. WELL IT WAS NOT LONG BEFORE I WAS UNDER A STAR THAT NIGHT. AND IT DIDN'T TAKE HER LONG TO GET SOMETHING GROWING IN THE GARDEN EITHER. WE DIDN'T DO MUCH SKY GAZING IN THE END IN FACT ALL I SAW MOST OF THE NIGHT WAS THE BACK OF HER HEAD.
MAN UTD HAD THEIR XMAS PARTY THIS WEEK. BUT THIS LEFT DAVID BECKHAM IN A BIT OF A TIZZ. HE WAS DUE TO MEET SPICE GIRL WIFE VICTORIA ON THE SAME NIGHT IN LONDON. AND WE ALL KNOW HOW UNDER THE THUMB THE DUMB RIGHT MIDFIELDER IS, SO BECKHAM SPENT A FEW HOURS WITH HIS MANU CHUMS BEFORE JETTING DOWN TO LONDON TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH POSH. WELL WHO CAN BLAME HIM. IN THE HOURS THAT DAVID WAS AT THE MANU PARTY I WAS WITH HIS WIFE AS SHE WAITED. WELL WHAT IS THE SAYING "NEVER KEEP A WOMAN WAITING". POOR OLD POSH WAS MORE THAN READY SO I DID THE HONOUERABLE THING AND HELPED HER IN HER HOUR OF NEED. IT WASN'T LONG BEFORE I WAS FLYING BALLS IN FROM THE RIGHT JUST LIKE HER FAMOUS HUSBAND I CAN TELL YOU.......