GRANT'S SHOWBIZ DIARY
SHOWBIZ ARCHIVE
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY AGAIN THIS WEEK TO BRING YOU ALL THE LATEST GOSSIP FROM THAT WORLD OF SHOWBIZ. ALL THESE PARTIES CAN'T BE GOOD FOR ME........
MEN EVERYWHERE WILL BE UP IN ARMS AT THE NEWS THAT TEMPTRESS DONNA AIR IS TO QUIT ENGLAND IN THE SEARCH FOR FAME IN HOLLYWOOD. SEEMS THAT THE GEORDIE LASS WANTS TO BREAK INTO FILMS AND HAS A FEW OPTIONS ALREADY ON OFFER TO HER. NO DOUBT A FEW HOURS ON THE CASTING COUCH. WELL IF THAT IS THE CASE LET ME TELL YOU ALL THAT SHE WILL GET ANY JOB SHE GOES FOR. NOT ONE TO SPREAD GOSSIP AS YOU KNOW BUT TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. WHAT DONNA CAN'T DO ON A COUCH AINT WORTH TALKING ABOUT. MANYS THE TIME WHEN I HAVE BEEN OVER TO HERS WE HAVE HAD TO END THE EVENING GETTING THE 1001 STAIN REMOVER OUT TO CLEAN HER COUCH. AFTER A WHILE SHE JUST GAVE IN AND GOT A CREAM COLOURED ONE TO SAVE TIME.........
NO SURPISES IF I WAS TO TELL YOU THAT THE CLAWS WERE OUT BETWEEN TWO YOUNG WOMEN ON THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW. BUT WHAT IF I WAS TO TELL YOU THAT THE FIGHT WAS BETWEEN JORDAN AND NAT FROM ATOMIC KITTEN. SEEMS JORDAN WAS NOT BEST IMPRESSED WITH NAT HAVING A FLING WITH HER EX DAME BOWERS.
I HEAR THAT JORDAN HAD TO BE HELD BACK. WELL I HAVE HAD THE BENIFIT OF BEING ON THE ROUGH END OF BOTH THESE BUSTY BABES
AND FOR ME THERE COULD ONLY BE ON WINNER. OUR NAT IS JUST GREAT WITH HER CLAWS. KITTEN BY NAME KITTEN BY NATURE. I HAVE LOST COUNT AT THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I HAVE COME BACK FROM A NIGHT OUT WITH HER AND FOUND MY BACK LOOKING LIKE A CHEESE GRATER. NO PAIN NO GAIN AS THEY SAY. NO COMPLAINTS HERE. NIGHTS WITH JORDAN WERE NEVER THAT WILD. THE ONLY THING ROUGH ABOUT OUR NIGHTS TOGETHER WAS HER FACE..........
IT'S BEEN A BIT OF A NIGHTMARE WEEK FOR KATE MOSS. JEWELLERY FROM HER HOUSE WAS STOLEN LEAVING HER TOO SCARED TO STAY IN THE HOUSE ALONE. WELL AS SOON AS I HEARD THE NEWS I WAS STRAIGHT ROUND TO KATE'S TO OFFER MY SUPPORT. SHE BEGGED ME TO STAY OVER THAT NIGHT AND MAKE HER FEEL SAFE. WELL SHE KEPT WAKING UP THAT NIGHT SO I WENT ABOUT TAKING HER MIND OFF EVERYTHING. AND IT WAS NOT LONG BEFORE SHE WAS SCREAMING SOUNDS OF PLEASURE  RATHER THAN FEAR. TROUBLE IS WE HAD GOT SO CAUGHT UP IN OUR PASSION THAT WHEN WE GOT UP THE NEXT MORNING WE FOUND THAT THE SOD'S HAD COME BACK AND GUTTED THE REST OF THE HOUSE...... ONE FOR THE INSURANCE.