DAVE BROWN'S BARGIN BASEMENT
ROLL UP ROLL UP. IT'S ONLY 50P ENTRANCE FEE. YEAH I KNOW IT SAYS FREE ON THE SIGN LOVE BUT I HAVE TO COVER MY COSTS.........


NOW I AINT 'ERE FOR LONG LOVE SO DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME GOING TO ALL THE OTHER STALLS. THE ONLY PLACE YOU ARE GOING TO FIND ANYTHING WORTH THE NOTES IN YOUR PURSE IT IS  RIGHT HERE ON OLD BROWNIE'S STALL.

NOW WHAT SORT OF THING YOU AFTER LOVE, JUST BROWSING??? WELL YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO FIND AT THESE SORT OF THINGS. THERE COULD BE A BARGIN JUST SAT THERE SHOUTING AT YA, BUT YOU COULD MISS IT. SO AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT, I HAVE AN EYE FOR THESE THINGS..
WELL WILL YA LOOK AT THAT, AS WE SPEAK.........
HERE WE HAVE A RIGHT BARGIN. DO YOU LIKE THE MOVIES LOVE? COME ON EVERYONE DOES, A NICE WEEPY MY LOVE, CUDDLE ON THE SOFA WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE OR EVEN THE ONE SOMEONE ELSE LOVES EH MY DEAR......WELL I HAVE HERE FOR YOU A BOX  FULL OF VID'S. NONE OF THESE ARE EVEN OUT OVER HERE YET. ALL HOLLYWOOD SMASH HITS. YEAH I KNOW THEY ARE NOT IN THE ORIGINAL SLEEVES BUT THIS IS A CAR BOOT SALE BABE. DODGY, NA LOVE LOOK JUST ASK NO QUESTIONS ALRIGHT. OK LOOK, I'LL PUT IT UNDER THE TABLE FOR NOW. YOU CAN MAKE YOUR MIND UP LATER.

WHAT ABOUT THIS  MY LOVE. THIS IS WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL THE FIND OF THE DAY. AN AUSTRIAN CUCKOO CLOCK. NOW THIS LOVELY BIT OF KIT WILL LOOK GOOD IN ANY LIVING ROOM. NOW AS I AM IN A RUSH AND YOU LOOK LIKE A NICE BIRD, I WILL ONLY OFFER IT TO YOU FOR WHAT I PAID FOR IT. THAT WAY MY LOVE ALL I AM DOING IS COVERING MY COSTS. NO LOVE UM THESE DON'T HAVE CUCKOO'S IN THEM THEY HAVE ROBINS. YA SEE YA AUSTRIAN GOT FED UP WITH THE CUCKOO AND FASHION WENT WITH THE ROBIN. IT'S VERY YEAR 2000 MY LOVE. DODGY THESE??? JUST LOOK AT IT MY DEAR DOES THAT LOOK DODGY. JUST ASK NO QUESTIONS......

YEAH I KNOW YOU WANT TO HAVE A LOOK AT THE OTHER STALLS LOVE BUT BEFORE YOU GIVE ME THE MONEY FOR THE OTHER STUFF...WHAT LOVE?? NO THERE IS NO OBLIGATION TO BUY JUST A SLIP OF THE TOUNGE. BUT BEFORE YOU MOVE ON I WANT TO SHOW YOU THESE. NOW I BET YOU COULD DO WITH A NEW CROCERY SET MY LOVE. REVAMP YOUR DINNER PARTIES AND ALL THAT. BE THE TALK OF THE PARTY. NOW THESE ARE GENUINE ANTIQUE CHINA PLATES AND CUP ARE A REAL FIND. YOU WON'T FIND QUALITY LIKE THIS ON ANY OF THE OTHER STALLS LOVE. NOT ONLY ARE THEY GENUINE ANTIQUE BUT THEY ARE DISHWASHER PROOF SO THE PATTERN WON'T RUN. LAST FOR YEARS THEY WILL. YEAH I BET THE ONES YOU HAVE ARE FINE LOVE BUT YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH CAN YOU.
NOW LOOK I REALLY DO HAVE TO SPLIT NOW LOVE SO LET'S SEE WHAT YOU HAVE HERE. LOOK LOVE DON'T WASTE MY TIME YOU WANTED THEM ALL JUST NOW. SO LOOK TELL YA WHAT I WILL DO JUST TO COVER MY COSTS SHALL WE SAY A ROUND 100. NO I WON'T BE HERE NEXT WEEK. DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU CAN FIND ME LOVE. I HAVE TO KEEP MOVING SEE. BUT IF THE HUSBAND ASKES WHERE YOU GOT ALL THIS JUST TELL HIM TO.....ASK NO QUESTIONS........
"ASK NO QUESTIONS"
DAVE'S DODGY ARCHIVE