"This isn't going to be easy" says Ginge. "In
2001 I was handed Furterz, I was asked to train him up and
teach him all I knew, quite why they were shocked when I turned
this young, quiet, well spoken lad into a carborn copy of
myself I will never know. Let's face it, I had done it to the
15 apprentice's they had given me before him. But when I was handed
Furterz I was handed my heir and I taught Furtez far more
than I taught the others". So does this search mean
that Furterz is about to take over the Ginge Empire? "Not
yet, I'm far from retiring, but Furterz is now ready to
train up his own apprentice". So just when will Furterz take
over? "When he dyes his hair ginger of course, but
he won't do it. I can't see what the big deal is, so you
get a few choice comments thrown your way, the odd nasty name,
a few chips thrown at you on a friday night, the shit kicked
out of you as you walk down the street, the police saying you
were asking for it walking round with hair like that when you
report the attacks, what's the big problem?".
With The Ginge seeing world
domination becoming closer and closer everyday, what is he looking
for from the new apprentice? "Gingerness or a total understanding
of it at least, not many have it, but you will find that
those who do will disguise it, hide it away, pretend it's not
there, but it always comes out in the end. Usually on that
fateful first night of passion, no one wants to surprise
their new lover with what looks like a rusty brillo pad especially
when their lover first ventures south. Having said that, anyone
who's so shocked deserves all they get, if it's ginger up here,
it's ginger down there. Live with it". So the candidates
are in for a tough time then? "They won't know what has hit
them, to understand The Ginge you have to be a ginge and believe
me there are going to be a few eyes opened during this I can tell
you". |