"I've learnt from the best and with the word of The
Ginge now becoming more and more widespread, it's time for
me to take on an apprentice of my own and teach him in the ways
of The Ginge" states Furterz. Since 2001 The Ginge
has been teaching Furterz, training him up as his heir so
that one day The Ginge Empire and all his knowledge will be handed
over into trusted hands so that he too can continue the
teachings of The Ginge. Furterz is of course the only person
who knows the true where abouts of the now infamous Ginge Legacy.
But the time has come for Furterz himself to have his own
apprentice and so our search begins. "I have listened, I
have learnt, I have watched and I have all but become The Ginge,
except for the hair, I'm not doing that, I'll carry out
pretty much everything else, actually that is a lie, I'm not doing
that whole walking home from town naked thing either, but
I am not going ginger. Just so we have that straight yeah,
I'm not going to have ginger hair. Being The Ginge's Apprentice
for so long I have seen close up the abuse ginger people
get, so fucked if I am going down that road. I don't care
what you pay me. Bollocks to it".
So has The Ginge taught Furtez
everything? "One thing Ginge taught me early on was never
to teach your apprentice everything, so no, there are still
things I am yet to learn, but when the time is right I know
I shall be shown everything. So will Furterz be an easy person
to impress? "Quite the opposite, let me tell a few
things I don't like, I don't like students, I don't like pikeys,
I don't like chavs, I don't like schmoozers, I don't like
serafin and I don't like students". You said students
twice, "we fucking hate students". So the candidates
are going to have their work cut out for them then? "Listen
the things I have to pass on can not be taken lightly or passed
to the wrong person, if this lot want to be The Apprentice's
Apprentice, they are going to have to show something a bit
ginger, but that doesn't mean I'm willing to go ginger, got it". |