Having lost last weeks task, Team One won The Album review
task this week. The board did however point out that Team
One's reviews were only good enough thanks to Terri who had clearly
had the only sensible influence within the team. Team One were
also lucky that Kev from Team Two had nicked the CD's leaving
Team Two unable to complete the task. This left the team
leader of Team Two for this week, Bill, to bring in the two candidates
with him to the boardroom. He chose Kev and Morag.
The Board start by asking
why he has chosen Morag and Kev to join him in the firing line.
Bill pointed out that he had no choice at all to bring Kev
in as he had blatantly nicked the CD's thus not allowing
the team to complete the task. His reasons for bring Morag in
to join them was simply down to the fact that he now could
no way risk getting rid of Julie, who had taken his mind
off the stresses of being a team leader late on in the task. He
also felt that Garry helped with moral by bringing his "most
excellent Karaoke CD's". This left him with no choice but
to ask Morag in to the boardroom.
The Board briefly questioned
Morag as to what she thought she did wrong, but with no CD's to
work with she answered that she couldn't have done anything
right let alone wrong.
This left Kev to answer to
the board. When asked why he nicked the CD's he was quick and
to the point in his answer, "I was going to sell them
on for fags and to pay off me betting". He was asked
if he regretted his actions that could have left any of his team
facing the sack, "why should I give a fuck, I'm just
here for me and me alone, all I want is to get this job so I can
buy a new sovereign ring"
The board were left with
no other opion but to fired the Scummy Chav and the last words
Kev heard before being asked to leave were "You're
Fired". Actually the last words he heard were "and
empty your pockets you thieving chav wanker"