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It's been a good start to the week. Here we are monday and we have a new Music Number One. And thank god it's U2 and not Robbie Williams with another one of his annoying songs, that no doubt he says he wrote yet we all know he has a ghost writer. Bless him. And what is it about his songs that they all have to include the line "getting high". Yes Robbie we know your a wild child.  You don't need to prove it, just don't forget your roots "Take That" boy. And how much more of this two fingers to everyone who said I would not make it do we have to put up with....YES ROBBIE YOU HAVE MADE IT NOW SHUT THE F%$£ UP WILL YA. Christ I see enough of the numbnut on my TV and in my papers without him remind us how great he is every two seconds. Ladies and Gentlemen, The award for talentless yet somehow famous twat goes too..........Tell ya what Robbie £100 quid of your money and £100 of mine........I'll take you on.
And while we are on the subject of music and lyrics.....(what you thought I had finished.!!!!). Eminem. Am I the only person on this planet who hates is music????? Bloody hell all that Slim Shady crap, that track sounded like a cartoon, f%$£ing Scooby Doo or something. And as for his new one, what the hell is he on about. "I am what ever you say I am".....well I say you are a nonce mate. All through that song he goes on about how he wishes he was not in the limelight and how he wishes people would leave him alone and how he wants his record label to drop him so he was not famous and could live a proper life.......Sorry Mr Eminem am I missing something here......RETIRE THEN DICKFACE. In the name of...you hate it all so much you made a record about it. So that will keep you in the charts, famous, sell more records, more people will know you, annoy you blah blah.....So make your bloody mind up will ya. And what the hell is that track about on his album where he is killing his wife???? And he wonders why she is devorcing him. Go figure.
There really is nothing worse than when Artists forget who they are though. There I was sat here at work with the radio on, it's the Chris Moyles Show and he has Mel C on there. She get's asked about her life and how she is doing, Moyles then asks her if she is seeing anyone. Yes she says and he is in a band. They are very good we are told, but we will never hear them on Radio One because Radio One play too much rubbish. Now usually Moyles jumps in and says something after a few moments, but you could see he knew she was on the verge of digging a huge hole....and she did. So she carried on and said that Radio One play too much teeny bopper music and never play what she called real music.........
HELLO MEL......you are a f%$£ing Spice Girl. Without Radio One play the crap you have been involved in you would have not even been on that show. You would still be on the streets on Liverpool knicking car radio's or something. And there would no way you could afford to get out of those shell suits. Christ What planet is she now on??? Does she think that just because she has recorded a solo album she is no longer under that bracket??? Thick cow. Please Mel name me one track you have been on that is not Teeny Bopper. Please just one. But no your going out with a bloke who plays a guitar so all of a sudden you know all about music and what should be played. Listen Scouse you were nothing before the Spice Girls and you are nothing now. All you are is some bird who was picked out of 500 odd teenage girls all trying to bluff their way into a band because they were unable to do anything else for a living. And some things never change. What the hell was that stupid punk stage you went through??? That worked then......
Christ nothing like biting the hand that feeds you is there...........
But the public are not always fooled
U2 are number one and it's a beautiful day.........


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